Aaron Rodgers Can Fuck Off…For Now

BREAKING NEWS: AARON RODGERS IS BEING A BITCH

To the surprise of absolutely nobody, Aaron Rodgers is back in the NFL spotlight for no other reason than simply being a piece of shit.

He’s upset because he’s not happy with his current contract and it doesn’t help that the Packers drafted quarterback Jordan Love from Utah State with their 1st round pick in the 2020 draft.

Above is the breakdown for Rodgers’ contract. I’ll go out on a limb and say something nice… That’s right, I’ll give it to him. He is one of the best quarterbacks in the league and he deserves to get paid and I think the total 21.5 million is pretty fair. Don’t you? It remains to be seen but I don’t think we’re going to have another Tom Brady on our hands. I mean…Rodgers has won only won super bowl with those fuckface Packers. Let’s not compare him to Brady.

I mean seriously, fans are all up in arms for a guy who dumped Danica Patrick and is also turning 38 this year? Why don’t we pump the brakes a little bit Aaron. Just live your life filled with money, fame, Shailene Woodley and Bryson DeChambeau. Calm down and let Anthony Barr kick your ass this season.

Could Rodgers Have The Favre Effect?

It’s beginning to look like Rodgers’ time in Green Bay may be coming to an end within the next couple years and the whole thing is starting to look pretty familiar.

Let’s not forget the fuckface Packers also pissed off Brett Favre so bad that he went to the Jets. He went 9-7 there and had an okay season but fuck…New York doesn’t seem a whole lot better than the shit filled bays of Green Bay.

As we all know, he then saw the light and decided to sign with the purple and gold to give one last FUCK YOU to the green and gold. And he did. Favre went on to lead the Vikes to a 12-4 regular season record and a playoff win until the Saints decided to literally try and kill him and killed the Vikings playoff hopes along the way.

See Ya In 2022…Maybe

The Packers would never trade Rodgers to the Vikings and honestly, probably not anyone in the NFC so the we’ll probably only see Rodgers in Green Bay or nowhere in 2021. We really don’t need him with Kirk still in the captain seat and waiting to see what Kellen Mond develops into.

The next option for Rodgers would be in 2022 when he can opt out of his current contract and sign with whoever he wants. Would Rodgers want to give one big final fuck you to Green Bay just like Favre?

I’m not sure I’m ready to let a shitty beer chugging guy like Rodgers disgrace our beautiful state with his bullshit quite yet. What I am sure of is if it were to happen when it happens, I would will be happy to rub it in Wisconsin’s ugly face.