The Minnesota Timberwolves Are The Worst At Drafting In NBA History
The Timberwolves Suck at Drafting And I truly mean SUCK. What a depressing article to write as a Wolves diehard. This picture may forever be talked about in NBA circles with drafting 2 players back to back over Steph Curry.…
Apartment Debate: First Floor VS Top Floor. What’s The Ideal Floor To Live On?
Alright, I know you might be reading the subject and thinking “is this guy really about to write about this?” And the answer to that is… Yes. Yes, I am. Everyone knows that being on the middle floor of an…
The Top 5 Worst Things About Summer
Now, that we’re past Memorial Day and into June, it’s officially summer. Weekends are filling up faster than our guts with ice-cold beer. Minnesotans are headed to the cabin, tee times no longer exist, and wedding parties get crazier and…
UFC Fight Night Bets: LOCK OF THE YEAR
We find ourselves one week away from UFC 289. If I don’t sound excited it’s because it’s the worst UFC PPV card in recent memory. The good news is we have a phenomenal UFC fight night card tonight from top…
4 Tips To Guarantee You Break 80 in Golf
I have finally figured out how to break 80. And then I did it. Yes, you read that right. I, Josie, a 10 handicap golfer, broke 80 at Goodrich Golf Course. Some of it was skill. Most of it was…
10K Bets: How Jonathan Marchessault Is Gonna Make Me (and you) RICH!
This year’s battle for Lord Stanley’s Cup is far from an Original 6 matchup. We have Vegas making its second trip to the Stanley Cup Final. Then, we have the Florida Panthers making their first Stanley Cup Final appearance since…
My Noggin Boss Hat Is Finally Here
Holy Santa Claus shit. After 6 months, my Noggin Boss hat is finally here and it has vastly exceeded my expectations. I thought this glorious day would never come. Waiting six months for a Noggin Boss hat is like starring…
The Memorial Tournament, Will Cantlay Rise to The Occasion?
This week, we are back with one of the best golf tournaments the PGA has to offer. The Memorial Tournament at Muirfield Village Golf Club, better known as Jack’s Milkshake Classic, is about to hit the course. The Memorial Tournament…
Rejoice Minnesotans, Legal Weed Is Here!
Ladies and Gentleman, we have finally made it out the stone age. On Tuesday, Minnesota joined the elite company of the states that are smokin’ legal pack in this beautiful country. And I gotta say, it’s about damn time! We’ve…
Bring on the Robot Umps
It’s time to make the game electronic. Human umps do make baseball, baseball, however, they’re ruining the game. So, I think it’s time for a change… BRING ON THE ROBOTS! I don’t watch every game but when I tune in…