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Top 5 Best Timberwolves Brasil Tweets

Top 5 Best Timberwolves Brasil Tweets

CadenDec 1, 20233 min read

The Minnesota Timberwolves currently boast a 14-4 record and have been in first place in the Western Conference standings for 10 days and counting. Not only are they displaying their immense talent and improved chemistry, they now have the greatest…

Week 9: College Hockey Rankings, Betting, & Weekend Preview

Week 9: College Hockey Rankings, Betting, & Weekend Preview

VeechDec 1, 202310 min read

The College Hockey Rankings system is often criticized. A lot of people hate that it’s all one big math problem now rather than taking into account what you see on the ice. For once in my life, I think I…

The Stifle Tower is Back

The Stifle Tower is Back

LancmanNov 30, 20233 min read

Rudy Gobert, the French force in the middle, has been on one this year. He is back to his DPOY Utah days. This has been the main reason our defense is so good. It is time to sing his praise.…

Top 5 Things I Need a Spotify Wrapped For That Aren’t Music

Top 5 Things I Need a Spotify Wrapped For That Aren’t Music

CadenNov 30, 20234 min read

It’s that time of year again. You probably woke up this morning thinking it was just another Wednesday morning. You brushed your teeth, got dressed, maybe made a little breakfast for yourself, and decided to browse Instagram before leaving for…

Screw the In-Season Tournament! Timberwolves Are Playing the Long Game

Screw the In-Season Tournament! Timberwolves Are Playing the Long Game

CadenNov 30, 20233 min read

The Minnesota Timberwolves finished out group play of the NBA’s inaugural In-Season Tournament with a gusty 106-103 win over the Oklahoma City Thunder but did not make the next round. Despite finishing 3-1 in group play, the Sacramento Kings will…

Are the Wild Good Again with a Terrible Coach?

Are the Wild Good Again with a Terrible Coach?

AutiNov 29, 20232 min read

If you’ve been living under a rock the past three days or just oblivious to Earth-shattering news that changes the course of, well, everything, it’s time for you to pay attention and listen close. Dean is gone, John is in,…

Part 2: Assigning Every Wild Player to A Minnesota High School Team

Part 2: Assigning Every Wild Player to A Minnesota High School Team

DenoNov 29, 20235 min read

Is there anything more synonymous than Minnesota and the beautiful game of hockey? From PeeWee, to bantams, the high school programs and eventually the college teams and the Wild. I love living here and think that high school hockey is…

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COREY PERRY DID NOT BANG BEDARD’S MOM

SargeNov 28, 20233 min read

You people make me sick. How could you have ever believed this NONSENSE? Vicious rumors spread across the internet that Corey Perry had sexual relations with Bedard’s mom. I’m here to put the record straight! COREY PERRY DID NOT BANG…

Did Pop-Tarts Just Unveil The Most WTF Mascot Ever???

Did Pop-Tarts Just Unveil The Most WTF Mascot Ever???

RenzNov 28, 20232 min read

It’s an unfortunate reality that we’re on the back end of another football season. Still have a chunk of the NFL season, but for most of the mediocre NCAA teams, their seasons are pretty much over. Now, I said PRETTY…

How to Improve on a Hot Wolves Start

How to Improve on a Hot Wolves Start

LancmanNov 27, 20234 min read

Our Minnesota Timberwolves have started this season on fire. We have taken down heavy weights and teams we should beat, for the most part at least. Things have been great but if this team wants to get even better, there…