Some of you may have read a blog or some tweets of mine that would indicate that I think the Timberwolves fucked up by drafting Anthony Edwards first overall. (If you didn’t read them, what are you doing? You should be reading all my content.)
I am here to tell you, despite all of the evidence, that is simply untrue. You did not read that blog or those tweets because I love the pick… it’s the bestThe Timberwolves selected the best player ever to play basketball. Michael Jordan? Lebron James? Never even heard of those scrubs. Who cares if Edwards prefers football to basketball. (Editor’s Note: Is he any good at QB? Asking for a friend). So do I! He’s just like me! So relatable! It’s so great to have a star that fans can relate to.
All those concerns about what he said to ESPN? Didn’t you see what he said two weeks later after lots of training from his agent to clarify? Besides, he is called Ant-Man! Like Paul Rudd! Everyone likes Paul Rudd! Hopefully this nickname doesn’t mean he gets small in big situations… (Editor’s Note: file this away, we might need it later).

Nevermind. The blog and tweets may have been correct. Why is it that we can never have nice things in Minnesota?

Minnesota sports weren’t stressful enough, so I went to Auburn. Diehard everything fan. Will drink beer for money. Deathly allergic to chicken.