Adrian Peterson Is Going to Box Le’Veon Bell?
Every athlete tends to have their time in the sun. Some get longer careers than others. Some people are fucking Tom Brady, so the range of outcomes iRead More…
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Professional Driver. Betting and Fantasy sports junkie. I once cut meat for Paul Allen AND Mark Rosen. I talk on a podcast about men hugging each other aggressively.
Hot Take: The New Strawberry Frosty Is Mid
It’s summertime, baby! Y’all know what that means? Barbecues, bonfires, and Baja Blast in bottles! Summer is often looked at as the GOAT season for wRead More…
Early Summer Vikings Offseason Update!
In the early stages of summer, the sports schedule is quite frantic. That is, if you’re anything but a football fan. If you’re looking for football nRead More…
NFL Is Getting In The Streaming Wars, We’re All Screwed
Nowadays, watching TV is a whole process. You’ve got your smart TV’s, projectors, and streaming sticks. Not to mention the ENDLESS options when iRead More…
The Vikings Schedule Is Here You Fucks, Let’s Celebrate
The NFL offseason calendar had its final moment of relevancy on Thursday. The NBA and NHL playoffs are in full swing, and yet we’re talking about whoRead More…
The Vikings Pick Is In…
The NFL Draft is one of the most over-analyzed sporting events to exist, ever. Tons of talk for months and months, and yet we’re just talking about cRead More…
Fuck Defense, Take A Wide Receiver At Pick 12
There’s something to be said about doing the right thing. Because it isn’t always the right thing. Here in Minnesota, our past draft picks have been Read More…
Every NFL Offseason Move That Vikings Fans Should Care About
The NFL Offseason is a crazy thing. Free Agency comes at a time where the sports calendar is quite hectic. March Madness is in full effect, and the NRead More…
Za’Darius Smith in Purple & Gold Is A Wet Dream
NFL Free Agency has been a shit show so far. Many teams are finessing the salary cap, toying with it like a flexi ruler. But what have the Vikings dRead More…
The Kirk Cousins Saga Needs To End, One Way Or Another
Generally, I like to take a break with football related things in the offseason. No more playing Madden, the game is shit and there’s better otheRead More…