Best Tweets: Week 1 – Vikings Loss to Buccaneers

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Best Tweets: Week 1 – Vikings Loss to Buccaneers

Are you kidding me with this? The Vikings lost to a TOM-BRADY-LESS TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS? HOW? WHAT THE HELL, MAN. This is awful. This is brutal. This is the worst. Don’t worry, though… at least Aaron Rodgers left the Packers, so they’ll suck, right? RIGHT? OH GOD, NOOOOOOO! But as disappointing as the game itself was, Twitter was great fun! Wait a second; it’s not Twitter anymore. That means these aren’t the best Tweets; they’re the best, uhhh, Xs? Vikings Twitter is dead, and now it’s VikingsX? You know what? No. I’m still calling them Tweets. Let’s get on with the show.

Our Kirk was ready.

The tailgating scene was rocking.

JJ and PA looked ready to roll.

Even the home bar scenes were on fire.

We were all loving things early, especially the uniforms.

Then Addison scored a TD, and everything was looking SWELL!

Buuuuuut that didn’t last very long.

And I mean, the Vikings looked like they could have been beating the Bucs 28-3, right?

We assumed it would be like last year. Phase 2 and we’ll figure it out.

But things didn’t get better.

Actually, they got worse.

And then they got even worse.

Hello darkness, my old friend.

WE WERE READY TO BE HURT AND HURT WE WERE!

Everything is gonna be alright, right?!?!

You know how they count in Minnesota? O-1, 0-2…

OVERREACTION, LETS GOOOO!

And there’s no better overraction evaluator than the Vikings Twitter Overraction Chart!

This can’t be happening again, can it?

CAN IT?!?!?!

And sure, there’s always a little bit of perspective.

BUT ALSO WHAT THE HELL. THIS IS BAD.

GIVE ME ALL THE LUNG DARTS.

It wasn’t even JUST the Vikings that sucked yesterday. It was ALL OF MINNESOTA. WE HAVE NOTHING. NOTHING!

But things could always be worse.

And just remember, there are always ways to make losses manageable.

Celebrating shots after a Vikings win is fun–but sometimes you need something to soothe your sorrows after you’ve been guzzling boozy drinks during the entire game. The new Cultivated CBD THC beverages are an amazing way to do that! Try them out here: https://cultivatedcbd.com/thc-beverage/

And I’m sure they’re wonderful after a Vikings win as well. I just have no proof yet.

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