I’ve had plenty of hours to process that football game yesterday and I still have no idea what happened. I’ve tried to explain how crazy the game was to a few people and the best I can do is “uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…”
This game looked like all of our fears were coming true–the Bills were taking care of business early. But this is the Kirkvember to Remember and my goodness will we remember this one. Here are the best tweets from week 10: Vikings win vs. Bills
I was in at least 3 people’s Myspace Top 8. I have as many NBA Championships as Tom Brady. I’m probably too old to be here. @NickLewis37
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This could have been better.
And after thinking the Bills were rolling out Case, here comes Josh Allen.
But the the Vikings looked great. Just Jefferson scores a TD, Vikings take a lead… and JJ fakes an injury?!
Nothing was going right. It was miserable.
Life sucked.
“Not this again. This happens every year.”
The jokes were so easy to make. It was so predictable.
It got so bad at one point that the most entertaining thing was this video of the pizza they serve in Buffalo. That’s no 7th Avenue Pizza, that’s for sure.
Noooooooooooooooooooo.
But then a thing happened and it felt exciting. Maybe like it wasn’t over.
But then another thing happened and it felt like it was over.
BUT THEN A THING HAPPENED AND IT FELT EXCITING, MAYBE LIKE IT WASN’T OVER!
So we only had one choice. In Kirk we trust.
AND IT WORKED! The Vikings score a damn TD and the extra point puts them within a field goal to tie! With time left. Maybe this is OKAY!
So now the gloom started setting back in.
BUT THEN THE MOST FREAKING AMAZING THING EVER HAPPENED. WELL, AT LEAST AT THAT MOMENT.
NO HE IS NOT.
HOW, JJ?!
EVEN PRINCE WAS SHOCKED.
But then everything sucked again.
…but why did they delete that tweet?
OH MY LORT THE MOST MOST AMAZING THING HAS HAPPENED!
I DON’T KNOW.
Butttttttttttt then this thing happened. And all the fun feelings were replaced with pure rage.
And then we started remembering we could have avoided this.
No lies detected.
And no, this wasn’t just Vikings fans being upset about “bad calls” okay? IT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY BAD.
Everyone in Minnesota needed a pulse check, including the other teams.
But fine. Let the refs rob us and let’s take this thing to OT. The fact is, the Vikings were done anyway before the Josh Allen fumble so getting to OT is insane.
But then, once again, things got funky. Vikings get stuffed thanks to some extra help, forced to settle for a FG. Shoot.
BUT THEN THE MOST MOST MOST AMAZING THING HAPPENED AND OH MY GOFEGRASGR GS
I NEEDED A HANDFUL OF CULTIVATED CBD GUMMIES TO LOWER MY HEART RATE.
YOU GO, KING.
PATRICK PETERSON AND KICKLIY SPORTS: NEVER MISS
GIVE THE MAIN HIS CHAINS.
MORE CHAINZZZZZZ.
MORE. CHAINZ. MORE. CHAINZ.
OFF THE CHARTS.
HOW DO YOU TOP THAT?!
KIRKO’S WANGZ.
AT LEAST 37 POUNDS.
VERY NICE.
GOSH SORRY ABOUT YOUR THROW, JOSH.
THE BILLS FOUND OUT.
8-1 ALL FOR FUN.
LFG!
BIG GAME KIRK.
VICTORY SHOTS! VICTORY SHOTS! VICTORY SHOTS!
FIREBALL ALL AROUND!
MOAR SHOTS.
2 DAWGZ.
That’s my quarterback.
This is the way.
*FRICK around and find out
That is what joy looks like.
Yeah sure this game ended up being decent but at this time this was brilliant.
ALL WE DO IS WIN, WIN, WIN, EXCEPT THAT ONCE.
Correct.
ICY COLD.
Brutal.
What a game. What a night. What a season it’s been so far.
Those are my favorite tweets from the Vikings’ win over the Football Team. If there are tweets you think should be added to my posts, tweet me @NickLewis37
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I was in at least 3 people’s Myspace Top 8. I have as many NBA Championships as Tom Brady. I’m probably too old to be here. @NickLewis37