I was in at least 3 people’s Myspace Top 8. I have as many NBA Championships as Tom Brady. I’m probably too old to be here. @NickLewis37
What the hell, man? The Vikings fell to 0-3 on Sunday, and there’s very little to be optimistic about. The Dolphins can score 70 points, the Chiefs added Taylor Swift to their fanbase, and the Packers continue to win, no matter who their QB is. Meanwhile, the Vikings have no idea how to hold onto a football. This season has quickly turned upside down–which means the best part of Sundays isn’t the game; it’s Twitter. Here are the best tweets from week 3 – Vikings’ loss to Chargers.
Related: Best Tweets: Week 1 – Vikings loss to BuccaneersDonut club to represent the number of wins the Vikings have.
Our Kirk was ready to rock and or roll.
And Kohls Kirk was also ready to roll.
Even the Wild were ready to Skol.
But things got ugly, pretty quickly.
“Oh look, a football! Here ya go!”
This will work about as well as the other Kwesi trades.
OKAY, STOPPING YOU!
PLZ.
It was a disaster.
The moment this happened, we should have known it was over.
Trying to find the first win on the schedule…
Hello, darkness, my old friend.
This script SUCKS.
Hello, Mr. Hit As He Throws
True love.
This guy is pretty funny.
Well, that’s just not ideal.
LET KWESI COOK!!!
Oh, how the turntables.
I’ve never seen anything like it.
LET KWESI COOK!
Kirk Cousins is chasing those Tom Brady records.
Ouch.
Existence is pain.
At least this is cool.
GET IN THE VAN, LOSERS! WE’RE GOING 0-3!
It’s not all bad, I suppose.
But let’s try to end with some optimism.
And if optimism doesn’t work, let’s end with an order of Cultivated CBD.
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I was in at least 3 people’s Myspace Top 8. I have as many NBA Championships as Tom Brady. I’m probably too old to be here. @NickLewis37
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I was in at least 3 people’s Myspace Top 8. I have as many NBA Championships as Tom Brady. I’m probably too old to be here. @NickLewis37