Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tarts STINK

This is an oddly specific thing to be upset about, but I’ve had enough. The number of people I know that call Brown Sugar Cinnamon one of the best Pop-Tarts is unbelievable. There are so many other good flavors that are made I can’t wrap my head around the idea. It could be that I have a bigger sweet tooth than most people, but it is the blandest flavor than almost all flavors that are on the shelves. It’s like walking down the cereal aisle and picking up a box of Reeses Puffs and then putting them back and grabbing Corn Flakes instead.

So what are the top 3 Pop-Tarts Flavors?

When I find myself standing in front of the Pop-Tarts selection. There are at least three different flavors that catch my eye before Brown Sugar Cinnamon. It starts out with the classic and should be the Unanimous #1 flavor which is Wild Berry.

A great mix of flavor and eye-catching design, the dark purple and light blue make you feel good and look cool while eating it. A close second comes in as a dual-threat, S’mores. Something we all grew up making outside at a fire can be popped into the microwave or toaster and ready to eat in less than a minute. (I’m a toaster guy, but that’s another whole argument.)

Rounding out my top three is another ridiculously sweet flavor in Hot Fudge Sundae. It’s a bit aggressive to start your day off, but in almost every way it’s a better flavor than Brown Sugar Cinnamon. Better Taste, Cool Look and it pretty much has the icing from a toaster strudel on the inside. There’s really not much else to say in my opinion.

They aren’t the worst, but…

I’ll give in to Brown Sugar Cinnamon people a tiny bit because they aren’t the worst flavor Pop-Tarts has pumped out. Pumpkin pie and Blue Rasberry sit at the top of my list of worst ones that come to mind. But the problem i have is with the people who act like this lady who tweeted this.

Whoever made brown sugar cinnamon poptarts deserves to get their ass ate

— A (@ANGELBABYBITTY) July 12, 2021

If Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tarts gets you this riled up, it is imperative the authorities get you behind bars. This lady should be locked up on a 100-year sentence with no chance of parole. Give the other 46 people (editor’s note: count me in as #47) a charge just for agreeing with her. I’ll probably get some hate from the Brown Sugar Cinnastans, but I’m over it. They’re okay at best and if you disagree then you’re just wrong. I welcome all your hate on Twitter or if you liked this one, check out some of my other great takes like Energy Drinks or that D’Angelo Russell also stinks.