Twins Demote Royce Lewis for Being Awesome
The Twins are fucking with us, right? Royce Lewis looks like a stud. In his first 11 games in the majors, he had a .308 average, 12 hits, 5 RBI, Read More…
Category: Baseball
The Top 26 Sports, Ranked (By the Sounds they Make)
The Kentucky Derby runs tomorrow (YEAHHHHHH HORSE SZN). And aside from the Mint Juleps (spoiler alert — they’re terrible…seriously, try one), theRead More…
3 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Worry About The Twins
Less than 20 games into the 2022 season, Minnesota Twins fans are already up in arms about the team’s struggles. We all need to just relax, have Read More…
The Best Young 4 In The Big 4
As a Minnesota sports fan since 1991, there’s been plenty of young talent I’ve seen come and go. I don’t ever remember a time though when we had awesRead More…
The Twins have already ruined my Summer
Summer without a doubt is my favorite season. Unfortunately somebody has already ruined my Summer and Summer’s not even here yet. It’s only April. Read More…
3 Sleepers for the ‘22 Twins
The Minnesota Twins are exciting. Everyone is excited about Buxton and Correa. Which makes sense, you should be. Two of the best players in baseball Read More…
Opening Day Is Too Early
Spring is in the air. Or at least it was like two weeks ago. Now it’s just fucking gross outside. There’s nothing I love more than going to the TwinsRead More…
My Pants Are Tight Thanks to Carlos Correa
Carlos Correa made his Spring Training debut with the Minnesota Twins this past Sunday in an afternoon game against the Boston Red Sox and it made myRead More…
The Ultimate Way to View Sports: Bally Sports Extreme
Unless you have DirecTV, you already have Bally Sports North, and possibly Bally Sports Extra. Both channels host a majority of Twins, Wolves, and WiRead More…
Gary Sanchez Already Hates It Here
Now that the rich players and rich owners of the MLB have agreed to make themselves even richer, it’s time for some fucking baseball. The Minnesota TRead More…