Send Emilio Pagan and Rocco Packing
We have known, but it’s even more known now. Emilio Pagan is absolute horse shit. It isn’t all on him though, your favorite Rocco needs to be blamed Read More…
Category: Baseball
The Song of the Summer, EVERY SUMMER
It is officially summer in the Twin Cities. I know this because of 3 three things that happen every year in this state. One, the weather has changed Read More…
Twins: Frauds or for Real?
It’s end of May and the Twins are first in a lousy division. Regardless of our division we have the 5th best record in the AL. Now since our divisiRead More…
Old Man Jim Kaat Says Dumb Shit On Air, Again
Like the Twins on the field, former Twin Jim Kaat, who is 83 years old, is exactly who we think he is: a stupid old man. Kaat called Yankees pRead More…
The Twins are who we thought they were – a Joke!
Dennis Green sums up what we are all thinking about the Twins right now Wow. All I can say is wow. The Minnesota Twins just played arguably the shRead More…
Memorial Day Musts
Don’t you dare do it. Don’t you even think about taking a peek. You looked. I knew it. Come on, have some self-restraint people. Unfortunately, yRead More…
The Sneaky Biggest Twins Storyline of 2022
It is no secret that this year’s Twins squad has a different feel to it than the past two years. In 2020, it was just weird with covid and the shorteRead More…
Metro Minny ’22 Preview
The weather is finally 60 degrees and dry, people are already planning their Memorial Day barbeque, that can only mean one thing Metro Minny basebalRead More…
Twins Rest Star Players, Rally to Not Lose
Resting Byron Buxton and Carlos Correa almost cost the Minnesota Twins a win yesterday. Also, Trevor Larnach went 0-5 with three strikeouts whileRead More…
Twins Demote Royce Lewis for Being Awesome
The Twins are fucking with us, right? Royce Lewis looks like a stud. In his first 11 games in the majors, he had a .308 average, 12 hits, 5 RBI, Read More…