Dean Evason drops his nuts on the table, scratches Parise
For just the second time in his career and the first time as a member of the Minnesota Wild, Zach Parise will be a healthy scratch. After choosing noRead More…
Category: Hockey
From Foligno To Bonino, This Team Fucks
Although the Wild lost to Vegas tonight 5-4 in OT, you can just tell that this team fucks and is going to be a force this year. The Wild had goals frRead More…
We’d Like To Propose A Toast to former Wild Goaltender Alex Stalock
The Stalocktopus is gone. After being placed on waivers yesterday, fan favorite netminder Alex Stalock was scooped up by those goddamn Edmonton OilerRead More…
Changing Goalies On The Fly Is The Sickest Flex In Hockey.
If you thought you’d seen it all when it came to hockey, think again. Last night seemed like another standard ECAC hockey game. It was someone’s turnRead More…
Who Are the Shittiest Fans in the Region???
Everyone loves a good old fashioned, subjective, useless, jaded “rankings” list of anything, from Minnesota’s favorite neighbors to the wRead More…
What The Fuck Are We Going to Gamble On Now?!
The NFL season ended last weekend. So, what the fuck can we gamble on moving forward? After concluding a pretty underwhelming Super Bowl, footbalRead More…
Farewell to the CapFinn, May We Pretend This Columbus Stint Never Happened
The Wild’s longtime and trusted CapFinn is hanging up the skates. That’s right, Mikko Koivu has retired. For real this time. Not that he’s ever retirRead More…
The Island of Misfit Sports Announcers
Sports broadcasting is an art. You have the ability to communicate live events to the masses in real-time….or maybe say something brutally offensivRead More…
The NHL Has No Idea Who Ryan Hartman Is
Two blogs in one day? I am really validating that I’m an elite hockey mind. And look at that, it’s only been 3 hours since I released the last blog aRead More…
College Hockey: What the hell is happening?
We’re going to try something a little different while talking college hockey this week. Typically I like to have some game recaps woven in to the bloRead More…