I Hope Minnesota Always Loses
As we watch the Tom Brady march is way to what seems to be ANOTHER championship, it’s easy to wish that Minnesota sports would find that type of suRead More…
Category: Twins
A Skōsh of Schadenfreude: Suck it, Yankees
The year is 2021 and the New York Yankees will officially not win the World Series…AGAIN! POP THE BOTTLES! LIGHT THE FIREWORKS! PARTY IN THE STREETRead More…
All of this Minnesota sports heartbreak is actually good?
Hear me out, all of this Minnesota sports heartbreak could actually be a good thing. This is definitely a glass half full take, but it’s an honest Read More…
Polanco is a poor man’s Fernando Tatis Jr.
Who’s been suspended for PED’s and is currently leading our Minnesota Twins on a hot streak in the month of August? Nope, not Nelson Cruz. Not MichaeRead More…
Robert Manfred May Have a Brain After All
Robert Manfred, Major League Baseball’s Commissioner, hasn’t done so hot since he took over for Bud Selig in 2014. By not doing so hot, I mean he hasRead More…
The Twins (Probably) Suck! A Mid-Season Report
Happy All-Star Break fellow Twins fans! Make sure to wish our All Star’s (aka representatives) Nelson Cruz and Taylor Rogers good luck! Hopefully, thRead More…
Which Minnesota Beer is Each Minnesota Twins Player?
Do you ever drink something and think to yourself, “wow, this tastes just like Byron Buxton?!” (Actually, don’t answer that). Each Minnesota Twins plRead More…
Minnesota Twins Lose. Fans Win…Sorta.
Your Minnesota Twins have lost again! Losing to a comeback effort from the Seattle Mariners 4-3 on Monday night. While the Twins continue to free falRead More…
Our Cup-Snake Took Over the Twins Game …And it was GLORIOUS.
Goddamn!! That was a fun night at the ballpark last Saturday. All of us here at 10k Takes want to first give a shoutout to everyone that showed up anRead More…
Is the Bringer of Rain Washed?
When we signed JD, Twins fans were hyped. We finally signed a big-name free agent! Well, in true Minnesota fashion, that signing hasn’t really workRead More…