Minnesota Twins Lose. Fans Win…Sorta.
Your Minnesota Twins have lost again! Losing to a comeback effort from the Seattle Mariners 4-3 on Monday night. While the Twins continue to free falRead More…
Category: Twins
Our Cup-Snake Took Over the Twins Game …And it was GLORIOUS.
Goddamn!! That was a fun night at the ballpark last Saturday. All of us here at 10k Takes want to first give a shoutout to everyone that showed up anRead More…
Is the Bringer of Rain Washed?
When we signed JD, Twins fans were hyped. We finally signed a big-name free agent! Well, in true Minnesota fashion, that signing hasn’t really workRead More…
I Hope Jordan Greenway Drank All of Those Beers
Two things I have in common with Jordan Greenway… I know how to make a Peanut Butter Sandwich the right way, and I’m getting absolutely waffled thiRead More…
The Twins New Era Local Caps Are An Abomination And Must Be Yeeted Into The Fucking Sun
Editor’s Note: This blog was originally written BEFORE the internet collectively bullied New Era into removing these godless headcovers from their stRead More…
Twins Get Fucked by Manager and Bullpen
Don’t know if anyone has noticed, but this 2021 Minnesota Twins baseball team has been playing a pretty fucking awful brand of baseball. From topRead More…
Miguel Sano’s Time is Up
Miguel Sano used to be one of the guys who was supposed to be a star. It was him and Buxton. Now he shouldn’t even be on the field. He is worthleRead More…
The Minnesota Twins- Kings of Let Down
The Minnesota Twins have given me some hope early this year… is something I would have said a few days ago. The stupid extra innings rule, some awfRead More…
MVP BUCK: Hitting Dingers (And Staying Healthy)
It’s Twins baseball season once again, it feels great to say that. That means the inevitable let down against the Yankees, Josh Donaldson getting huRead More…
Tony La Russa! I thought you were fucking dead?! Welcome back to the AL Central!
PED’s and World Championships I attempted to contact Tony La Russa at his residence at Shady Acres retirement home, which he shares with his wife.Read More…