In what some were calling a must-win game in the early stages of the season, the Minnesota Vikings fell apart in typical franchise fashion. The only points scored in the game were on the first drive of the game. After that, the Vikings looked like an FBS team trying to move the football. But who can say it was all on us? After all, the refs were at the bullshit again.
Can’t Catch A Break
The Eric Kendricks penalty was the one that really sent it overboard. The Browns had a long drive and the Vikings had a huge stop on 4th & Goal, but it was too good to be true. After that, it seemed the Vikings had lost all momentum to hold them on defense, and the Browns were able to capitalize. Nick “Half” Chubb & Kareem “Kicking Specialist” Hunt went off for 169 rushing yards together, but the head coach doesn’t seem to think it’s a big deal.
Paging Mr. Darrisaw
The game was actually close, despite the Browns running all over us. It was the offensive line that gave us no fucking chance today. Unlike last week, there were no “gaping” holes to run through, and Kirk was under pressure all day. Rashod Hill stood absolutely no chance against the beast that is Myles Garett. Whether or not he pans out, we need our 1st round pick on the field and badly.
Hey, at least we play the Lions next week! Come and watch the game with us at our Vikings watch party this Sunday at Big Wood Brewing! There will be pre and post-game entertainment, games, prizes, 10k merch giveaways, and more!
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