Coffee STINKS! Hand me an energy drink.
As someone who can’t stand coffee, but craves the need for caffeine in the morning, the only solution is an energy drink. It’s better in almost every category over coffee. From being served cold to wake you up in the morning or mixing it with vodka on a night out. As someone who has had an energy drink almost every day for the last 8 years at least I’ve decided to give you my top 5 energy drinks.
5. Bang – Bangster Berry

4. NOS Energy Drink

In comparison, NOS energy drink is Mountain Dew on steroids. With a citrus flavor and a cup of sugar in each can, NOS comes in at #4 solely because of the flavor difference between Bang and Nos. All around better tasting, but with less caffeine, it comes in as more of a causal drink instead of a get me out of bed and into work. A midday pick me up after a gas station lunch, NOS was built for people who are done with soda but are not ready to dive fully into energy drinks.
3. Full Throttle

2. Red Bull

Very well could be number one, but comes in at a very close 2nd. Red Bull is the one that everyone thinks of when you say energy drink. With multiple flavors that you can have at any point in the day depending on what you are doing, Red Bull is a signature go-to at the bar for 21 years old ordering one at bar close just to stay up and tell their friends how they almost brought a girl home if only she would have put the right number in their phone. With different sizes and flavors, Red Bull is perfect for young and old people and a solid no-brainer on a road trip.
1. White Monster- Zero Ultra


7th-year Senior at UND. (not a doctor). 2021 6v6 sand volleyball champion. Read my thoughts on the Wolves, Gophers, and USMNT.
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