Happy Birthday Love Boat!

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Ahhhh….who doesn’t love a nice day out on the lake? If you’re lucky enough to have a rich friend that has a boat then you know what a joy it is to be out on Lake Minnetonka (or any lake really) on a beautiful day. Friends, drinks, beautiful ladies, and maybe, in some cases…dildos and condoms.

I’ve been on these beautiful Minnetonka boat cruises before for lovely events such as birthdays, graduation parties, and wedding receptions. I can even imagine that friends and coworkers could see this being a fun bonding experience…and some of my idols growing up did just that.

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Most teams celebrate all the world championships and other prestigious accolades that they’ve accrued over time but our boys gave us more than that. On October 6th, 2005, some guys from our beloved Minnesota Vikings set sail on an unforgettable journey that ended up being one of the most memorable moments in Vikings football history.

 “Masturbation, oral sex, anal sex, woman on man, woman on woman, toys, double penetration, middle of the floor, middle of the couches, middle of the room.” OH MY!

That was the list of complaints against our guys after their boat cruise of passion.

That list is so wild that I’m not sure how you could even be upset. If I was in charge of the boat charter company I would’ve just let that shit go. I mean c’mon. The boys were 1-3 at the time this happened and they just needed to let out a little frustration. Later on that season they ended up on a six-game win steak and ended 9-7 overall. Not too bad considering all the adversity this team faced with this shit going down.

You Know…It’s All We Got

Like I mentioned earlier…the Vikings aren’t a team that is necessarily known for Super Bowl rings… This is all we’ve got.

Happy Birthday to Fred Smoot, Daunte Culpepper, Bryant McKinnie, Kevin Williams, and all the other players and fine young ladies who made this memorable night possible. There was absolutely no way to do it without you.