Hey Guys, Just Say Fuck

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Language is a fascinating thing, isn’t it?

One of my biggest pet peeves is when someone really wants to use a word, but they don’t want to deal with the repercussions of using that word. Now, we’re left with “HEY A$$HOLE!” or “F#*K YOU, DEV!” – a watered down version of what you really want to say.

But if you’re going to be such a quivering ninny about using the word fuck or shit or ass, then what’s the fucking point of using it at all? We all know what F*ck and a$$ and sh!t all mean, so who the fuck are you fooling?

And I’m not talking about bleeping out words on TV or YouTube so the FCC or YouTube censors don’t shut you down and you can keep making money. Go ahead, get your bag.

Smarter writers than me can even use the bleeps to enhance the joke they’re trying to tell. That’s not what I’m talking about. I’m talking about when Sam is trying to let everyone know Minnesota Sports always let us down, but doesn’t go all the way.

So let’s all agree, if you’re going to say fuck just sack up and say it. You’re only embarrassing yourself otherwise.