People make mistakes. Big or small, I think it is important to own up to those mistakes and make genuine apologies to people you have hurt. If you’re unfamiliar with what I’m talking about, a couple weeks back I wrote a power rankings blog for High School jerseys that upset a lot of people. A wide range of feelings were hurt, for varying reasons, and as I said I think it is important to make amends and say sorry so I’ll get started.
I Want to Say Sorry to…Absolutely nobody. Listen here dorks. I went through every single high school jersey in the entire state of Minnesota. This took me hours to look through them all and you divas want to bitch and moan because your team didn’t make it? The worst part is half of the twitter nerds who got upset didn’t even offer up an alternative, just got pissed for the sake of being pissed.
I’ll say it louder for those in the back. “TRADITION IS BORING!” I got a lot of flack about Cloquet (pronounced “clock-it” for those not from Minnesota) as well too. It’s simple, those white helmets ruin it for them. Let’s just say, hypothetically, that I included their white jerseys in the blog. Granted, they have an unreal logo, but Cretin still would’ve won out with their gold jersey below.
Don’t get me started on these atrocious things.I’m not joking when I say that I think the Moose have the worst jersey in the entire state. I’ve literally played against numerous beer league teams with the same amount of creativity. You can’t just toss the Manitoba Moose logo on a Chicago Blackhawks jersey and expect me to pick it. I literally said we need some creativity here, and those are a joke.
The Only Real Sorry I Owe is to Windom
To Windom hockey; I apologize. You deserve better than me mixing up your color scheme. However I do admit they still would’ve cracked the top 10 no matter what. Even that white jersey is sneaky sexy.In summary, I stand behind what I said despite the 10K social team trying to distance themselves from my take. All you living and breathing dunce caps who disagree with me can funnel sand. I’m right, you’re wrong, it’s as simple as that.
Ugly by choice. Banned from twitter