Two things I have in common with Jordan Greenway… I know how to make a Peanut Butter Sandwich the right way, and I’m getting absolutely waffled this Memorial Day Weekend.
This is fucking great. Greener deserves every single beer in that stadium because he had a hell of a year. I don’t know if his plan is to drink a beer every single time the Royals score, or every time a kid starts bitching because Dad wouldn’t buy him more food. Either way he’s not legally driving home from Target Field.
It was cool to see the whole team there supporting the Twins… The season didn’t end the way they wanted it to, but they accepted it and had themselves a Sunday thanks to Bud Light. That right there is something everyone in sports can relate to.
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