In the 2 months that I have been blogging at 10k I have learned 1 very important thing. Blogs with numbers and or power rankings get a lot of clicks. If you don’t believe me check out this blog from Nick. With that being said, this is my attempt at bumping up my stats in the month of September. The Wild schedule begins soon. The season is upon us, so what better way than to make my listicle debut.
That’s right, I am here to predict the result of EVERY Minnesota Wild game for the upcoming season. If you are looking for more in-depth hockey coverage than this blatant click bait then I suggest you check out the latest from our resident hockey podcast.Disclaimer: Games will only be win-loss. I cannot be bothered to include overtime losses. Besides, I don’t see any losses at all.
October
- @ Anaheim: W (1-0)
- @ Los Angeles: W (2-0)
- Winnipeg: W (3-0)
- Anaheim: W (4-0)
- Nashville: W (5-0)
- @ Vancouver W (6-0)
- @ Seattle W (7-0)
- @ Colorado W (8-0)
November
- Ottawa: W (9-0)
- @ Pittsburgh: W (10-0)
- New York Islanders: W (11-0)
- @ Arizona W (12-0)
- @ Vegas W (13-0)
- @ Seattle W (14-0)
- San Jose W (15-0)
- Dallas W (16-0)
- @ Florida W (17-0)
- @ Tampa Bay W (18-0)
- @ New Jersey W (19-0)
- Winnipeg W (20-0)
- Tampa Bay W (21-0)
- Arizona: W (22-0)
Another perfect month? The best start in NHL history continues. This team has a chance to win it all.
December
- New Jersey: W (23-0)
- Toronto: W (24-0)
- @ Edmonton: W (25-0)
- @ San Jose: W (26-0)
- @ Los Angeles: W (27-0)
- @ Vegas: W (28-0)
- Carolina: W (29-0)
- Buffalo: W (30-0)
- Florida: W (31-0)
- @ Dallas: W (32-0)
- Detroit: W (33-0)
- @ Winnipeg: W (34-0)
January
- St. Louis: W (35-0)
- @ Ottawa: W (36-0)
- @ Boston: W (37-0)
- Washington: W (38-0)
- @ Winnipeg: W (39-0)
- @ Edmonton: W (40-0)
- Anaheim: W (41-0)
- @ Colorado: W (42-0)
- @ Chicago: W (43-0)
- Chicago: W (44-0)
- Montreal: W (45-0)
- @ New York Rangers: W (46-0)
- @ New York Islanders: W (47-0)
Your favorite ice hockey squad is still undefeated! Kirill Kaprizov has scored 50 goals in 47 games and currently leads the league in points. Marco Rossi is the runaway favorite for the Calder Trophy.
February
- @ Chicago: W (48-0)
- @ Toronto: W (49-0)
- @ Calgary: W (50-0)
The Minnesota Wild come back from the Olympic break and hit 100 points before the usual trade deadline of March 1. They are the quickest team to secure a playoff berth in NHL history.
March
- Calgary: W (51-0)
- @ Philadelphia: W (52-0)
- @ Buffalo: W (53-0)
- Dallas: W (54-0)
- New York Rangers: W (55-0)
- @ Detroit: W (56-0)
- @ Columbus: W (57-0)
- Nashville: W (58-0)
- Boston: W (59-0)
- Chicago: W (60-0)
- Vegas: W (61-0)
- Vancouver: W (62-0)
- Columbus: W (63-0)
- Colorado: W (64-0)
- Philadelphia: W (65-0)
- Pittsburgh: W (66-0)
With the playoffs approaching some folks around the franchise are clamoring to rest our star players. With this new tactic, Kyle Rau and Nick Bjugstad take over and both set career scoring marks with 17 goals in the month of March.
April
- @ Carolina: W (67-0)
- @ Washington: W (68-0)
- @ Nashville: W (69-0) nice.
- @ St. Louis: W (70-0)
- Los Angeles: W (71-0)
- Edmonton: W (72-0)
- @ Dallas: W (73-0)
- @ St. Louis: W (74-0)
- San Jose: W (75-0)
- @ Montreal: W (76-0)
- Vancouver: W (77-0)
- Seattle: W (78-0)
- @ Nashville: (79-0)
- Arizona: W (80-0)
- Calgary: W (81-0)
- Colorado: W (82-0)
This is simply how I predict the season will play out, it has ABSOLUTLEY nothing to do with trying to pump up my click count on the greatest blog to ever do it.
I wanted to add Worlds Greatest by R. Kelly, but he is EXTREMELEY problematic (pedophiles suck, yeah I said it) so enjoy this bop from B.O.B. to celebrate our first Stanley Cup Championship.
29yo, 2 kids, former place kicker for the worst high school football team in Minnesota history. 2/2 xp, 0/2 field goals, led the state in total punts.