Hello and welcome to another edition of the 10k mailbag. As always, names have been omitted to protect the guilty and questions have been heavily edited so they make sense and have all of the words spelled correctly. If you have a burning question, send it to 10ktakesmailbag@gmail.com and I just might get around to answering it. This week we’re talking Thanksgiving, TV personalities, Bossman, and more. On to the submissions.
What is the best Thanksgiving dish?
Oh boy, this one always gets the hot takes rolling. Everyone thinks they know the answer to this, but they don’t. Everyone gets this wrong. Except for me, of course. The answer is stuffing. That stuff is incredible. I don’t care if you make it inside the turkey or not, it will always be delicious. Don’t try to convince me the answer is turkey. The turkey gets all the attention but it isn’t the best part. Neither are potatoes or gravy or any other thing. And you can fuck all the way off with that sweet potato garbage. Man, those things suck.
Do you have any tips for someone who has recently been forced to work from home 100% of the time?
Reader, I sure do. I spent most of March, April, and May working from home so I have perfected the work from home life. The first thing you have to do is set some ground rules for yourself or the whole thing devolves into chaos. For example, no drinking before 5:00. Unless you want to.
You should have a designated home office to work from. You don’t need to actually have an office, but you should have a workspace that is just for work. Do I do this? Reader, I do not. In fact, I am writing this from my couch and the tv is on. Maybe I haven’t perfected this after all. Oh well. Just do whatever you want and make sure to do just enough work so you won’t get fired.Do you want Bubba to go to prison for assaulting Bossman?
Yes, and I would gladly represent Bossman considering it would be an easy win since the whole incident was caught on camera:
Who do you have winning the Coleman vs. Bubba fight?
Neither of them. I don’t actually think they’ll ever actually go through with it. However, if they did, I think I would have to put my money on Bubba. Sure, Coleman probably has the edge in knowledge and technique, but Bubba is a big animal and I also think he might be legitimately crazy. I wouldn’t be surprised to see Bubba go full lunatic mode and destroy Coleman. Hopefully, this thing happens sometime. We will be sure to live stream if it does.What should I get my girlfriend for Christmas?
On the one hand, it seems like you’re being awfully thoughtful here. On the other, you’re looking for Christmas gift ideas from a guy who writes about sports, booze, and dick jokes on the internet. However, you are in luck. I have the perfect gift idea for your girlfriend, wife, sister, mom, and everyone else. That’s right, I’m talking about the 10K t-shirt. They’re perfect for everyone on your list and, if you’re lucky, someone might think you work here and think you must be one of the best to ever do it.
Is Bossman dating an instagram model?
I don’t think so, but maybe? Maybe he’s dating several of them. I texted him, but he hasn’t responded so it’s probably safe to assume he is busy sliding in the DMs of yet another insta model. I know him and Julia Rose went on a few dates, but I think it fizzled out pretty quickly. Hopefully, they never find out about his other side pieces.
Who is the worst tv personality? Who is the best?
I’m excluding cable news personalities from this because they’re all tied for worst. The answer is a tie between Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith. Those guys both suck so much ass. I hate them.
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