At the Kentucky Derby a week and a half ago, Medina Spirit won what they call the most exciting 2 minutes in sports. I call bullshit, have you ever watch 3 v 3 (or Playoff) overtime hockey shit is electric. Anyways this wouldn’t be 2021 without a little bit of controversy and boy did we get just that!
Yeah you read that right, a horse just got caught for using steroids. But since we can’t blame the horse, I introduce you to Mr. Bob Baffert. Baffert looks like he could be related to Robert Kraft, which would explain the cheating bit. This isn’t even Baffert’s first run-in with horse steroid related controversy in the last year! Picture this: you’re Bob Baffert, you’re on Cloud Nine because you won the Kentucky Derby and are going to make millions of dollars pimping out your stallion’s seed and then this comes out… rough day. It sure would suck, but at least there’s nothing he can do to make it worse…wait…
Kentucky Derby winning horse Medina Spirit has tested positive for an anti-inflammatory, trainer Bob Baffert said Sunday.— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) May 9, 2021
Baffert denied any wrongdoing, calling the news “the biggest gut punch in racing for something I didn’t do.” https://t.co/mCYf6P20QM pic.twitter.com/HfF8M2cJUk
Bob Baffert Claims A Man Taking Cough Medicine Peed On The Hay In Medina Spirit’s Stall And The Horse Ate The Hay, Causing A Positive Test https://t.co/PlWrejOaOs pic.twitter.com/L6JhvsDpD7— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) May 10, 2021
This is fucking hilarious. I can’t believe Bob just drops this knowledge bomb on us, like we’re the morons who didn’t know Ny-Quil makes you run faster. I’m pretty sure Ny-Quil deserves half of the winnings because I really don’t think Medina Spirit wins without it. I mean come on, this is your response to a cheating allegation, fucking COUGH SYRUP. At least we now know that Medina Spirit likes to pour up.via GIPHY
Even Trump chimed in…
I’m officially speechless. This whole thing is made up right? 2021 is just a series of MadLibs style headlines at this point, right?
Trump calls Medina Spirit, Kentucky Derby winner that failed drug test, a “junky” https://t.co/F38hK511rU— Newsweek (@Newsweek) May 9, 2021
Anyway, watch out for your tainted piss hay. Would hate to see anyone lose their job and have to explain it’s because you ate something covered in cough syrup urine.
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