My Favorite Twin Cities Google Reviews

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Renz

I don’t always look up reviews and ratings of places before I go on Google, but when I do there’s always some pretty informative patrons that are keeping an eye out for all of us. Here are my favorite google reviews of some of the places I’ve visited lately.

Target off Highway 7 In St. Louis Park

I’m not sure how to feel about this one. Only the two stars but telling me to do my self a favor and go here. Could just be a typo mistake but I’m going with this is how it was meant to be because it’s funny.

My review of this review: ⭐⭐⭐⭐✰

Right to the point. I’m not sure I would agree that a Target store is “cozy.” It’s a giant warehouse. Four stars feels like a fair rating though. Only thing that could make it better would be a pizza hut.

My review of this review: ⭐⭐⭐✰✰

Home Depot In Bloomington

I’m not really sure either. Pretty bitchin’ rig though. You don’t get to see too many regular cabs driving around these days. That’s why it’s one of my favorite google reviews. Respect.

My review of this review: ⭐⭐⭐⭐✰

Uh oh. Looks like we better get HR on the horn for this one. If this is true (I’m not quite sure), it kind of sounds like a kids dream job. Messing around with tools and shit all while you’re boss has an absolute dump truck. Which this person make sound like a bad thing? Doesn’t sound all that bad to me. Sounds like a Target that Zach Wilson would enjoy working at if wasn’t playing football.

My review of this review: ⭐⭐⭐✰✰

Speedway Off 394 In Golden Valley

Hmmm. Gobble Gobble. Never thought about it, but I wouldn’t mind seeing turkeys when I stop for a fill up. Now I’m assuming this patron is talking about actual turkeys. Like Happy Thanksgiving types of turkeys. If that’s some sort of slang term for like drugs or prostitutes? My apologies. I would hope not though since the owner also seems excited about the “turkeys.”

My review of this review: ⭐⭐⭐⭐✰

I like this guy. Let’s just get to the point and call a spade a spade. I’ve been to this establishment a few times and this seems like a fair assessment of what you’re going to experience. I guess people who steal from homeless people and the eyeballers of the world need somewhere to chill to though. To the owner, let’s not get too righteous. As an owner of a speedway you have an obligation to the public to be aware that this absolutely sounds right. Just embrace it.

My review of this review: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐