37 Must Eat Foods in Minnesota
Plenty of people have done lists for must-eat foods in Minnesota and most of them have the same stuff on them. Minnesota has some staples, but I wantRead More…
Ranking dudes who will steal your girl with no regard
There are two types of men that exist in the world; Alphas and you. These alphas come in all shapes and sizes, and your old pal Marlow is here to givRead More…
Ek on my Face; I hated the (Selke snubbed) Eriksson Ek draft pick
I am of the firm belief that you are not a true Minnesotan unless you have been beyond disgusted by a decision that your team has made, and have alsoRead More…
Michael Jordan Has Seen it All. NBA Legend Manute Bol Made Sure of That.
He was a shot blocking machine, an occasional 3-point assassin, and after retirement, a Humanitarian. But above all, Manute Bol was a goddamn legendaRead More…
My Favorite Amazon Purchases of 2021
We’re halfway through the year which means it’s time for me to reflect upon how I’ve thrown my money out the window so far. If there isn’t an Amazon Read More…
Problems In America, Why The Fuck Is Beef Jerky So Expensive?
Obviously, America has a stupid amount of problems, but one problem that does not get talked about enough is the fucking price of beef jerky. I mean Read More…
Is the Bringer of Rain Washed?
When we signed JD, Twins fans were hyped. We finally signed a big-name free agent! Well, in true Minnesota fashion, that signing hasn’t really workRead More…
Logan Paul Survives Turning The Boxing World On It’s Head…WHAT THE HELL FLOYD?
I had zero intention of watching Sunday Night’s PPV but after a French Broadcast streamed it live on Twitter, I had to tune in. Expectations of an acRead More…
Love Boat 2.0 Is Happening? No Fucking Thanks!
The scandals that occur in professional sports can be shocking, yet unsurprising. From the Tiger Woods sex scandal to horses ripping steroids and eveRead More…
Y’all wanna see a dead body?
Last night there was a murder, and I’m not even upset with it… I may even be okay with it. In game one between Winnipeg and Montreal, we witnRead More…