Dean Evason drops his nuts on the table, scratches Parise
For just the second time in his career and the first time as a member of the Minnesota Wild, Zach Parise will be a healthy scratch. After choosing noRead More…
Kyle Rudolph: The Most Minnesotan Non-Minnesotan
The Vikings cut Ohio native and Indiana educated Tight End Kyle Rudolph. I hope my bit at 10K is not writing the “this fan-favorite player isn’t on tRead More…
From Foligno To Bonino, This Team Fucks
Although the Wild lost to Vegas tonight 5-4 in OT, you can just tell that this team fucks and is going to be a force this year. The Wild had goals frRead More…
Big Ten Basketball – A Betting Shit Show
Leave it up to Big Ten basketball to continue to screw me over when it comes to betting. Practically the entire league has been competitive this yearRead More…
We’d Like To Propose A Toast to former Wild Goaltender Alex Stalock
The Stalocktopus is gone. After being placed on waivers yesterday, fan favorite netminder Alex Stalock was scooped up by those goddamn Edmonton OilerRead More…
Sign Me Up For The Ochocinco Meal Prep Service!
There are many things that goes into the upkeep on the body of an athlete. It takes a lot of work, and can cost a pretty penny. Russell Wilson even sRead More…
The 5 Most Electric Team Names In Minor League Baseball
Baseball is in a weird spot right now. Sadly, baseball is a sport whose (boomer) fans insist on players and younger fans more or less not being able Read More…
The King in the (NFC) North!
Who will earn the right to be the King in the North in the NFC? As we approach the NFL season, “Game of Thrones extra & NFL MVP” Aaron RodgersRead More…
Changing Goalies On The Fly Is The Sickest Flex In Hockey.
If you thought you’d seen it all when it came to hockey, think again. Last night seemed like another standard ECAC hockey game. It was someone’s turnRead More…
Timberwolves Firing Ryan Saunders Solves Nothing
Goodbye, Ryan Saunders! You will not be missed. That is the sole sentiment Minnesota Timberwolves fans should have after hearing the team fired thRead More…