Earlier today, I (along with 6 of the other people who tweet for @10K_Takes) received a very ominous threat. I’m writing this now so that there is a paper trail in case the North Carolina State Troopers find my entrails at the top of the Appalachian mountains. Or discover my corpse tied to a cinderblock at the bottom of Lake Norman. Or they locate my remains hanging from the rafters of Cameron Indoor Stadium. If any of those situations were to occur, I want them to know who did it: Producer Andy of 10K Takes.

Andy promised a war, but instead, he launched an internal investigation. An investigation in which his detective work can be boiled down to “hey, was it you? it wasn’t you? Ok, cool, thank you for your time.” Producer Andy’s investigation lasted all of about 45 minutes before he revealed the following conclusion:


That’s right. It’s Wags. I solved the mystery in like 3 seconds because I am a genius. And also it was super obviously Wags. It’s always the person you least suspect, Producer Andy. Unless you’re me, and you just instantly suspect the right person. Then it’s that person.


Minnesota sports weren’t stressful enough, so I went to Auburn. Diehard everything fan. Will drink beer for money. Deathly allergic to chicken.