Well it seems that we’re right on track as the 2023 college football season gets underway. Week 0 brought the typical weirdo games (even one in Ireland) that no one really cares about except the 10kBets degenerates.
Now we’re onto week 1. Minnesota has already beat Nebraska and is sole possession of first place in the Big 10. And I can PROMISE YOU that this will be the only time that this is the case. I say that because both teams sucked ass and are an embarrassing disappointment. Moving on.
But now to the big dogs. By the time Monday night ends, we will have had 5 straight days of college football as well as 5 straight days of blood, sweat and tears. But I’m not here for your sympathy. I knew what I signed up for when I became and college football bettor. It’s not for the faint of heart. Especially when you start throwing around terms in your bets such as “Plums” and “Oppenheimer.” This is for the real ones. Now let’s fucking go.
Underdog Pick ‘Em Entry
Underdog Fantasy has some off the best higher/lower lines out there and, Week one of college football is no exception. And I’m not even using my own money. You just gotta download the Underdog App or go to their website to sign up and use our code “10K” and deposit and they’ll match your deposit up to $100. Pretty damn slick if you ask me. So take some of that free cash and ride this pick ’em entry. Starting on Friday night, this is what I’m eying for my first pick ’em entry of the week.
Loving how this is playing out. Brett Gabbert (brother of Blaine) is in the battle for Miami on Friday night and i’m expecting them to air it out. Higher than 179.5 seems very feasible.
Shedeur Sanders is the son of Deion Sanders. Deion Sanders is now the coach of Colorado. If you don’t think he’s gonna try and put the ball in his sons hands, you’re a moron.
Remember when Spencer Rattler was on that Quarterback show on Netflix? With Justin Fields and that other douche that went to Ohio State and now doesn’t play football anymore? Spencer Rattler is a good QB. And in a game where he’s going up against an explosive North Carolina offense he’s gotta air it out to stay in this game. Can we get much higher?
Week 1 Card
Let’s get to the meat and potatoes now. Time for my long awaited card for week 1. Time to head on over to BettorEdge.
Go tail or fade (fuck you) my picks on BettorEdge and and use code “10k” when you sign up for a free $20. We all love free money.
Without further ado:
Hawaii ML (+124) 🌈
Louisville/Georgia Tech OVER 50
Central Michigan +14.5
TCU -20.5 (not falling for the Deion Sanders hype)
Boise State +14 – Boise State/Washington OVER 58 (awesome color game, has to go over)
Buffalo +28 (fuck Wisconsin)
South Carolina ML (+114)
Toledo ML (+285) *little plums play*
Clemson -13 (Duke is a basketball school)
THE OPPENHEIMER PLUMS PLAY
You already know what it is…
THE TULANE GREEN WAVE -6.5
There is NO WAY that Tulane can’t cover this line against South Alabama. You should already know this, but the Tulane Green Wave were the cover kings of college football last season going 11-1 against the spread. With Michael Pratt coming back at QB and being one of the top QB’s in the nation with head coach Willie Fritz returning, this team is poised to have another great season. Let’s not forget that this team beat the Heisman winner Caleb Williams and USC in the Cotton Bowl to end last season.
These guys are the real deal and are worthy of my first ever Oppenheimer Plums play of all time.
Have a great weekend everybody and enjoy every second of these games. Bet responsibly and go win some bets today.
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