Engage crisis mode, Wolves fans. The Timberwolves Brasil X account has been deactivated.
Imagine the worst nightmare you’ve ever had in your entire life and quadruple it, because that is what we are living right now. Timberwolves Brasil has been the lifeblood, the backbone and the engine to the most exciting and successful Wolves season we have witnessed in decades. And now we’re in danger of it all crashing down.
I DEMAND an Investigation
When a crisis of this magnitude happens, you know I’ve got to do some investigative journalism.
This is all I’ve been able to find on the matter so far, and although this is quite the accusation, it definitely does not come from a credible source so who’s to say what really happened. As of right now I’m not ruling out any possibilities. Maybe a Los Angeles Lakers or Golden State Warriors employee paid someone to set him up? Maybe this goes all the way to the top and Elon is in on it? Who’s to say. Either way, this should be ruled as a state wide emergency.
The Wolves are in Grave Danger
This Timberwolves team better tread carefully because this is dangerous territory to be in right now. We all know what happened before Timberwolves Brasil emerged from the depths of the internet this season. Three playoff appearances in the last 19 seasons. Four of those seasons failing to win even 20 games. Disastrous draft picks. Utter failure. Those were dark times, and I’m not one to be superstitious, but in the great words of Michael Scott, I am a little-stitious.
The Timberwolves play at home tonight against the Portland Trailblazers who just lost by 62 to the OKC Thunder. What could go wrong?
Someone Needs to Step Up
This Timberwolves team has displayed a “next man up” mentality all season when guys have gone down with injuries, and this situation we find ourselves in is no different. I am calling on the network of global Timberwolves X accounts to dig deep and put this franchise, the city of Minneapolis and the state of Minnesota on your backs because we need it badly. Whether you are in South America, Europe, Asia, Africa or hell even Antarctica, we need you more than ever in this time of disaster.
Yes, I’m talking to you Timberwolves Portugal!
I’m not going to speculate anymore on why this has happened because who knows what Timberwolves Brasil is dealing with behind the scenes, but what I do know is this; The Pack needs each other in this moment. The Timberwolves still hold the number one seed in the Western Conference and I’ll be damned if it all comes crashing down because of this tragedy.
Stay strong Wolves fans, we will get through this together. God speed.