The Major League Cup Snake is Approaching!
Ladies and Gentlemen! Can I have your attention?! We’ve officially been called up from the minors (where we broke a world record) to the big leagues Read More…
Tag: Baseball
The Best of This Past Weekend
We are officially in the doldrums of the sports calendar. While we can all say we love America’s past-time of baseball, the beauty of the sport is thRead More…
Old Man Jim Kaat Says Dumb Shit On Air, Again
Like the Twins on the field, former Twin Jim Kaat, who is 83 years old, is exactly who we think he is: a stupid old man. Kaat called Yankees pRead More…
The Sneaky Biggest Twins Storyline of 2022
It is no secret that this year’s Twins squad has a different feel to it than the past two years. In 2020, it was just weird with covid and the shorteRead More…
Metro Minny ’22 Preview
The weather is finally 60 degrees and dry, people are already planning their Memorial Day barbeque, that can only mean one thing Metro Minny basebalRead More…
Twins Rest Star Players, Rally to Not Lose
Resting Byron Buxton and Carlos Correa almost cost the Minnesota Twins a win yesterday. Also, Trevor Larnach went 0-5 with three strikeouts whileRead More…
The Top 26 Sports, Ranked (By the Sounds they Make)
The Kentucky Derby runs tomorrow (YEAHHHHHH HORSE SZN). And aside from the Mint Juleps (spoiler alert — they’re terrible…seriously, try one), theRead More…
The Twins have already ruined my Summer
Summer without a doubt is my favorite season. Unfortunately somebody has already ruined my Summer and Summer’s not even here yet. It’s only April. Read More…
3 Sleepers for the ‘22 Twins
The Minnesota Twins are exciting. Everyone is excited about Buxton and Correa. Which makes sense, you should be. Two of the best players in baseball Read More…
The Ultimate Way to View Sports: Bally Sports Extreme
Unless you have DirecTV, you already have Bally Sports North, and possibly Bally Sports Extra. Both channels host a majority of Twins, Wolves, and WiRead More…