The Packers’ Loss was Worse than the Vikings’
The Bad News: I think I’ll just go ahead and say it. The Vikings got absolutely smoked on Sunday. I’m talking lighting up a used cigarette butRead More…
Tag: Thanksgiving
I May or May Not Have Sharted Last Thanksgiving
Last Thanksgiving seemed to be like any other. Arrived at my aunt & uncle’s domicile at 3pm, stuffed my face with delicious food and was napping Read More…
What MN Sports Fans Are Thankful For This Year
Can you believe it’s already Thanksgiving this week?! It seems like just yesterday that we were hitting the beach and watching the Twins shit the bedRead More…
I Defected From My Amish Community
Rumspringa 2021, the year I turned 16. I became a man in the eyes of my Amish Community. But I also became a traitor. You see, I went from churning bRead More…
The most unpopular opinion of all time.
I’m on a very small island here. Out of the 7.8 BILLION people on this giant floating rock I might be the only person with this take… ChriRead More…
Thanksgiving is CANCELED
The hits keep coming in 2020. Blasting Smash Mouth on repeat should have taught me they don’t stop coming, but I didn’t listen. What was supposed to Read More…