The Major League Cup Snake is Approaching!
Ladies and Gentlemen! Can I have your attention?! We’ve officially been called up from the minors (where we broke a world record) to the big leagues Read More…
Tag: Twins
My Love/Hate Relationship With Puzzles
My wife and I have been working on this 2,000 piece puzzle for what seems like a hundred years, and it’s reminded me of how much I hate puzzles. Read More…
Send Emilio Pagan and Rocco Packing
We have known, but it’s even more known now. Emilio Pagan is absolute horse shit. It isn’t all on him though, your favorite Rocco needs to be blamed Read More…
Twins: Frauds or for Real?
It’s end of May and the Twins are first in a lousy division. Regardless of our division we have the 5th best record in the AL. Now since our divisiRead More…
The Best Young 4 In The Big 4
As a Minnesota sports fan since 1991, there’s been plenty of young talent I’ve seen come and go. I don’t ever remember a time though when we had awesRead More…
Opening Day Is Too Early
Spring is in the air. Or at least it was like two weeks ago. Now it’s just fucking gross outside. There’s nothing I love more than going to the TwinsRead More…
My Pants Are Tight Thanks to Carlos Correa
Carlos Correa made his Spring Training debut with the Minnesota Twins this past Sunday in an afternoon game against the Boston Red Sox and it made myRead More…
Gary Sanchez Already Hates It Here
Now that the rich players and rich owners of the MLB have agreed to make themselves even richer, it’s time for some fucking baseball. The Minnesota TRead More…
Minnesota War Criminals
noun: war criminal; plural noun: war criminals a person who has carried out an act during the conduct of a war sports that violatesRead More…
My 10k Story
Most of you reading this probably don’t know me and couldn’t pick me out..(yet). I’m not one of the original guys with 10k, and I’m not a bigRead More…