The ACTUAL Time’s Person of the Year

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Yes, we’ve ALL seen it. Taylor Swift is this year’s Time’s 2023 Person of the Year.

Is she talented? Absolutely. One of the best acts in the world! But is she that deserving for this prestigious honor? No. Instead, it should’ve been given to someone who’s been through hell and back. Someone who has proved ALL the haters wrong with the exception of some of us (me). It should be awarded to someone who literally almost died. Someone who can’t speak smooth English.

Look, I know what you’re thinking. “Austan HATES Taylor Swift!” This, my friends, is FALSE. I am a fan and I actually went to her 1989 tour back when it came to St. Paul. But this honor should go to the person who has made all of our hearts happy this year, not just a select few.

It’s my honor to announce the ACTUAL Person of the Year.

Marco Rossi