Two blogs in one day? I am really validating that I’m an elite hockey mind. And look at that, it’s only been 3 hours since I released the last blog and this shit is already happening again:
This time around, the NHL App decided to credit the goal to nobody. According to the NHL, something Ryan Hartman and I have in common is that neither of us play hockey. I think it would have been funnier if they at least put a cartoon in the photo or had the Ghost Adventures guy and all of his hair gel investigate the Honda Center.
There is only one explanation here… The NHL read my blog and decided to fuck with the team due to the high volume of pageviews. They needed to join the party in poor hockey reporting or they decided there were just too many girls in my DM’s and I needed to get back to work.
Right when everyone was saying “ESPN is the worst source for hockey info”, the NHL app was like “Hold my beer”…. Unbelievable.
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