The NFL season is reaching the halfway point, and things have been a lot of fun this year! You know what they say, time flies when you’re having fun. I feel like this happens every fall, the whole season flies by in a blur. On tap for our fave football team is the Dallas Cowboys. We get “America’s Team” at home, on a Sunday night affair, on Halloween, in our first primetime game this season.
Dak Down, Stock Up? 📈

Normally, this would be all smoke for a player of Dak’s caliber. But coming off the injury, AND the fact that the betting line moved in favor of the Vikings as of Thursday afternoon could be pretty telling.
Let Kirk Cook? 👨🍳
When you talk about the Vikings offense, you could compare it to a Trick-Or-Treat. 571 yards of offense against the Panthers sounds like a fucking treat to me, much like a King Size Reese’s. Or it could be a sack of bullshit, sacks, and missed field goals. Like the Tootsie Rolls and Dots boxes, you get from like a dentist or something. By the way, my guy Nick Lewis just released his list of the Top 37 Halloween candies out there, check it out.
Flair For The Dramatic 🎭


My prediction? Dalvin Cook shows everyone why he’s the best in the league and runs the purple to victory. I just hope the defense can keep us in it sans P2 with all the amazing receivers Dallas has. Also, no word on if we are wearing the purple & gold for Sunday Night. We definitely need those out for the nation to see.
One last thing: last weekend I went to a Halloween party that my friend had. My costume was pretty basic but clever, going as one of Mike Zimmer’s assistants. No Vikings hat to complete the look, but the 10K Waggle hat will do just fine. Call me ranch, ’cause I be dressing.



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