Twin Cities Get Horny For Thunderstorm

Everything Else Outdoors

I’ll preface this with saying that I am at times I can be a little bit of a weather nerd, but on the evening of July 12th, I witnessed on Twitter some of the horniest people in America. And they came in a form of pictures of a shelf cloud from the balconies of apartments and porches in backyards. It’s amazing what the hashtag #mnwx can produce in such a short period of time when the Twin Cities get horny for a thunderstorm.

https://twitter.com/hellocarolynj/status/1547039727303417856

Don’t get me wrong, it was definitely a sight to see and I love love love storms. It’s fascinating that there are so many people in the Twin Cities and Minnesota that catch whiff a storm and take to the sky with their phone. I, too, jump in on the action, but I take a different approach than taking the same picture everyone else is taking. I give mention to the brave souls at the Twins game rolling out the rain tarp not once. Not Twice. But three god damn times.

The “Professionals”

Other than when the Twin Cities get horny for thunderstorm. The other horniest people of #mnwx Twitter are the local meteorologists. They just eat this shit up.

I’ll tell ya, what a racket. With such a weather horny viewing area, the meteorologists must love those stormy nights. People pretty do their jobs for them. Putting themselves in harms way to get crazy weather photos to post on twitter and for the weathermen and women to use. Now I’m not what you would consider to be a smart man. Maybe I become a meteorologist. I could point at a green screen and cruise weather horny twitter.

Not throwing shade at any local meteorologists or local weather enthusiasts. I love how weird Minnesota is and I’ll see you at the next storm.