Kirk Cousins throwing

All Aboard the Damn Skol Train!


Ladies and Gentleman; Peeps and Pals, we got something here. Monday’s nights victory over the sad Chicago Bears showed that in this unique year of 2020, shit is really changing. I mean to be quite honest, I can’t remember the last time I felt confident about the Vikings going to Soldier Field and getting a win. Playing in Chicago has gone very badly in the past few years for the Vikings. There seems to be a curse on us, hanging from the shitty metal abominations that make up what was once a historic stadium.

The night started like the games always do against the Bears. Although this time around, we weren’t quite dealing with the Monsters of the Midway. The Big-Dick-Nick Foles- led offense managed just 13 (!!) yards in the 2nd half. They made us look like the 2017 Vikings again. But despite the shitty curse on us and a horrible Special Teams effort that kept the Bears in the game, the purple and gold put it together for a 3rd straight victory.

But Age, why are you saying that shit is different this time around?

That’s a great question. The answer is very telling: when you get a quiet, reserved guy like Kirk Cousins to react to icing the game like THIS, you know it could be a whole new ballgame for your favorite team.

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