Who is the Biggest SIMP at 10k??

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The word SIMP has been thrown around a lot recently and apparently, no one can agree on its meaning.

According to Wikipedia, Simp is an Internet slang term describing someone who performs excessive sympathy and attention toward another person, sometimes in pursuit of a sexual relationship. Urban Dictionary defines a simp as “someone who does way too much for a person they like”. Others will striaght up tell you that SIMP stands for Somebody/Sucka who Idolizes Mediocre Pussy.

While I’m not here to decide the official definition of the term, it did get me thinking, who is the biggest simp here at 10K? Off the top of my head I’d probably say it’s Andy (@Andyboerjan), but I’m not one to accuse someone of being a simp without the proper data, so I came up with a way to scientifically decide who is the biggest Simp at 10K.

The Experiment

In my truly revolutionary experiment, I have classified 7 Twitter accounts as “Simp Accounts”. These are accounts of absolutely stunning women that people are traditionally known to “simp” over. I will go to each and every one of these “simp accounts” and see which guys from 10K follow them on Twitter. The 10k member following the most of these accounts will be declared “10,000 Takes Biggest Simp”!

Account #1 Antje Utgaard (@AwesomeANTJAY)

Antje went to high school with the one and only Bossman and has actually appeared in 10k content in the past. She was an awesome guest, very funny, and downright gorgeous. I expect quite a few 10k guys to be following her, let’s see who follows her:

  1. Jounalist Jake
  2. Producer Cam
  3. Producer Andy
  4. Tim

These 4 guys are on the board early, although at this point, my money is still on Andy to take home the prize. Here’s a video of Bossman and JJ (who may or may not be drunk) interviewing Antje for the Sota Stream:

Account #2 Julia Rose (@JuliaRose_33)

Remember game 5 of the 2019 World Series when a woman was flashing the camera behind home plate? Well, that woman was Julia Rose, who has since gone on to start her own magazine called SHAGMAG which is self-described as “Playboy’s hotter sister”. We made a video about her once that she retweeted:

Here are the 10K guys that follow her:

  1. Producer Andy
  2. Producer Cam
  3. Journalist Jake

Damn, after 2 accounts we have a 3-way tie for first as Cam, Jake, and Andy are following both, lets see if anyone can catch up.

Account #3 Liv Cowherd (@liv_cowherd)

Simping and Liv Cowherd go hand in hand, kind of like jerking off and lotion. Her Twitter header is literally a math equation for simps:

Liv is Famous for being daughter of Colin Cowherd, who recently talked about ” 2 titties” on his show:

Liv is extremely popular on Twitter, and it should be no surprise that out of all 7 “Simp Accounts”, Liv has the most 10k followers.

Here are the 10k guys that follow her:

  1. Crippa
  2. Adam
  3. Jake M
  4. Producer Andy
  5. Coleman

Getting some new names on the list, maybe someone can rise up the ranks down the stretch.

Account #4 Sommer Ray (@SommerRay)

Everyone knows who Sommer Ray is, if you don’t it’s time to wake up. Sommer is a model with a MASSIVE TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, insert whatever social media platform you want, following.

I was surprised that only one guy from 10k followed her on Twitter… Producer Andy.

Account #5 Addison Rae (@whoisaddison)

If you search Addison Rae on google it will say she is an American Singer which, let’s be honest, is fucking bullshit. She got famous for making dumb videos on TikTok and is currently the #2 most followed TikToker today. She has recently started singing/ creating music, but that came after the TikTok fame. Let’s say I got famous and obtained a large audience by starting a hot dog eating YouTube page, then I created an album no one listened to, and then I forced everyone to start calling me a singer. No matter how much I pretended like I was a singer, it wouldn’t change the fact the only reason you ever heard of me in the first place was because of hot dogs, not by being a fucking singer.

I was very surprised to see that NOBODY from 10k follows her, not even Andy (though I’m sure he does on other platforms).

Account #6 Paige Spiranac (@PaigeSpiranac)

Paige Spiranac is an American social media personality and retired professional golfer. She played college golf at both the University of Arizona and San Diego State University. The fact that she knows her shit when it comes to sports and that she’s gorgeous means that the simps line up for miles wherever she goes.

Here are the 10k guys that follow her:

  1. Veech
  2. Tim
  3. Eggy

Account #7 Corinna Kopf (@CorinnaKopf)

Kopf is a popular YouTuber and streamer with over 2 million followers on Twitter. I’d estimate about 1.9M of those followers are simps.

Only one person from 10k followers her and that is Producer Cam… what’s up with our producers simping so hard?

10,000 Takes Biggest Simp Goes Too…

Congrats to Producer Andy for winning 10,000 Takes Biggest Simp! We all believed in you and knew you had what it takes to win an award like this. If you stay focused and keep up the hard work I have no doubt you’ll win it again next year too.

Final Scoreboard

  1. Andy (4)
  2. Cam (3)
  3. 2 person tie JJ and Tim (2)
  4. 4-way tie (1)

I fucking love 10k and everyone who is in, and I hope I was able to make all their lives easier by identifying the biggest simp here at the take.

P.S. Andy it’s a joke relax