Miguel Sano’s Time is Up
Miguel Sano used to be one of the guys who was supposed to be a star. It was him and Buxton. Now he shouldn’t even be on the field. He is worthleRead More…
Hot Boy Summer 2021 is Officially Here!
“I met a bad little shawty at a party danceGettin’ to the bag like it was her only chanceRich bitch, known to run up them bandsSaid “fuck it, ” theRead More…
The NFL Schedule Release Is Here, Time To Get Hyped!
Few things garner the attention like the NFL schedule release does. Every sport does it, releasing the season-long slate several months before the stRead More…
Medina Spirit Dabbles In The Steroids Bit
At the Kentucky Derby a week and a half ago, Medina Spirit won what they call the most exciting 2 minutes in sports. I call bullshit, have you ever wRead More…
Pump the Brakes Minnesota Wild Fans…They’re Not Going Anywhere In the Playoffs (According to Vegas)
The excitement is palpable all over Minnesota. The Wild are looking like real playoff contenders. With each passing day Kaprizov looks more and more Read More…
Golf is Fucking Back, Baby
Why? I’m glad you asked. As much as we all miss Tiger Woods, the PGA is in AMAZING hands. Like hands as great as Brandi Love. 2021 is the yearRead More…
Hey Disney freaks, chill out eh?
Disney. The happiest place on earth. It’s a magical place where children can meet characters from their favorite movies in real life. A place you canRead More…
Fuck The NFL Draft and the Trey Lance Haters
Is there anything worse than the NFL Draft? Seriously? The fucking bloggers and idiots a part of “DraftTwitter” or whatever really think they’re smarRead More…
The Top Ten Summer Drinks for 2021
During the summer of 2020, there were no wrong answers for what to drink. We did what we had to to get through that time as quickly as possible. ThisRead More…
Kellen Mond HATES Minnesota – How Can He Fix This?
Happy Monday, or should I say Happy Mond-Day. By now, you’ve probably seen the old tweets from the Vikings third round daft pick this year. That’s riRead More…