Dear NBA, THIS is how you fix All-Star weekend…
This weekend marks the halfway point of the NBA season and while it’s been white-hot garbage for our favorite team, things are still going crazy elseRead More…
Size Matters at The Arnold Palmer Invitational
Bryson DeChambeau won the Arnold Palmer Invitational this weekend and is proving once again that when it comes to golf, size matters. Bryson famouslyRead More…
The Timberwolves made a wrong decision…yet again.
Another year another mistake for the Wolves. Frankly, everything we have done in about our whole existence as a franchise has been pretty much led tRead More…
UFC 259: 4 Champs, 3 Belts.
UFC 259 is delivering an absolute monster of a fight card for fans Saturday night. It consists of 15(!!!) fights, only the third time in the promotioRead More…
The Big Ticket Gives A Big Fuck You to Glen Taylor
Last summer, former basketball player and current actor Kevin Garnett announced he was trying to buy the Timberwolves. It should have been the easiesRead More…
We’re At the Point of The Pandemic Where We Name Snowplows
Holy shit is life boring right now. With the combination of cold (getting warmer), slushy grass, no March Madness (yet), and are into year 2 of a gloRead More…
Did the Calgary Flames Show up to Work Shitfaced? Yes. Yes They Did.
We have all shown up to work drunk or hungover at some point, right?! Imagine this… it’s Sunday and you wake up on a crisp spring morning. BirdRead More…
Tony La Russa! I thought you were fucking dead?! Welcome back to the AL Central!
PED’s and World Championships I attempted to contact Tony La Russa at his residence at Shady Acres retirement home, which he shares with his wife.Read More…
The Sketchiest Motel Ever
With spring rushing around the corner, it’s just about time to break out those tents and fishing rods. But with all this excitement we tend to get a Read More…
Minnesota Timberwolves: The Worst To Ever Do It
With their eighth consecutive loss the other night to the Phoenix Suns, The Minnesota Timberwolves surpassed the Tampa Bay Buccaneers as the franRead More…